What a Good Girlfriend Does

Well, remember Paul from church?

We've been exchanging messages actually a lot lately

and he finally asked me out

and I've never been on a date before.

I'm just really nervous.

I don't want him to think I'm a weirdo.

I really like him, Austin.

What should I do?

I have a remedy for nerves,

but it's a bit unorthodox.

If you're interested, I could totally teach it to you.

If you want, I could maybe lend you a hand with that.

Literally or metaphorically?

Ugh!

I could do both.

So, how'd it go?

How was your date?

Oh my God, bro.

It was amazing.

Paul asked me to be his girlfriend,

like his official girlfriend.

I wanted to see if he could help me with something.

Yeah, of course, shoot.

What's it about?

I really want to do something special for Paul.

I read something online about low job.

Oh!

I was wondering if, you know, you could help me.

Of course, yeah.

What are brothers for?

Now you're gonna want to stick it in your mouth, okay?

You're doing a great job, sis.

This is an emergency.

I'm so in love with Paul,

but we can't have sex until marriage.

But Paul has needs

and I just don't know how to fulfill them.

I think I know of a gray area, so to speak.

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