Well-stuffed black man navigates the windward passage babe

I'm not that old.

Oh my god.

Just having a day.

You're afraid somebody might come by and take a squeeze like this?

Yes.

You know, that's not nice.

Sure, it means it feels good, doesn't it?

Yes, but still not nice, going up to some girl and pulling her shirt down.

I didn't just come up to you and pull your shirt down.

I talked to you, asked your name, kissed you.

Disgusting.

Making the first move on the very first time you see a woman?

You know, that's not nice, you know, but I like it.

Feels good.

I know how to make it nice, is to do the other one so this side isn't jealous.

I've never heard that before.

Still have the same opinion?

Yes, you haven't convinced me otherwise.

Oh, man.

No, that's disgusting. Do you ever do this to all the women you see on a lonely park bench?

What do you think you're doing?

You know that's not nice.

What's not nice?

What's not nice?

You're taking my shorts down?

You didn't even ask.

I'm not taking them down. This is a fashion.

That's fashion?

Yeah, you see all the women running around with their panties up.

Really?

Yeah.

So you've been running around doing that to all the women, huh?

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