Weight Gain Emergency

The fuck is this guy taking up on my bench for?

How's weight gain an emergency?

Good morning, Mr. Thompson.

My name is Dr. Mitchell.

So what brings you into the ER today?

I don't know if it's weird to gain weight, but is there something you felt was an emergency?

How much do you weigh?

Well, sir, 450 is quite a bit of weight.

It's certainly considered obese.

If you think you've been gaining weight more quickly than you should be, you should contact your primary care provider.

Have them run some tests.

Probably check your thyroid and your blood sugar, but you really need to watch your intake too.

If you're having trouble, maybe a nutritionist and a trainer wouldn't hurt either.

Yeah, I've seen your chart.

You've gained, Jesus, 300 pounds.

Is that why those shorts look ready to burst?

Your belly is hanging completely out of your shirt right now.

Sir, what you have is not an emergency, but it definitely needs to be addressed.

Make an appointment with your primary this week and get all that under control.

Hmm?

Two weeks?

That's not possible.

No, sir, that's absolutely not possible.

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