Weekly Update

I've had such a good time.

I was at Sharon's house.

You know, sort of bunny sitting and just waiting for Sharon to come back, actually.

And so was Di.

And we thought, as we were both there together,

we would have a bit of fun, as we do.

But what I didn't realise was Albert was also,

because he was being extremely quiet, especially for Albert,

in the shower, doing a bit of Albert plumbing, as he does.

So Di and I were having such a shag.

Oh, way in the throes of it, we were.

And in, Bumbles Albert, wanting to know what all the noise was about and what's going on.

Well, he would have been so rude, wouldn't he, to say no?

So I had to have a spit roast with both of them.

Oh, my favourite, I think, that.

Oh, one at each end.

It was heavenly.

The amount of spunk that I got.

Mmm.

Oh, it's given me the shivers thinking about that.

But as well as that, I've got Leslie came round to the house

when I was in the shower, minding my own business.

This is my house now.

And he appears with some squirty cream.

I'm feeling very mischievous.

He decided to put it all over me and rub it in.

And one thing led to another.

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