We will take turns busting your balls

They're like down to your knees.

Eww!

This is gonna be fun.

Your knees are gonna be perfect like little boxing bags.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

And then you just kick off.

Seriously? That's embarrassing.

How do you fit in your pants with that sack? Eww!

It's embarrassing. Oh my God, remember that time that you kicked the shit out of that guy's balls?

And you took your toes and you're like...

You have to take it.

Right in there.

You want me to slap your balls, don't you?

Yes, you do.

Oh, tell me what you want. I'm gonna squeeze his cock ears.

Work up to it.

Hold it. Hold those balls steady and just bring your hand down like a fucking hammer on your nuts.

Oh my God.

I want you to fist your hands and just come straight down and punch the shit out of your fucking balls.

Could you do that?

I feel a pop as I squeeze down on them.

Now I'm gonna kick you.

Yeah, just a little bit. Tap them.

Do you like that?

Leave it in. I want you to do some more smacks.

Right in the head. Right in the head where the Q-tip's sitting.

I've got... Oh yeah. Here we go.

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