We Want Creampies For Christmas

I just can't figure out what to get Jimmy for Christmas.

Who's Jimmy?

Jimmy's my sister's husband, my brother-in-law.

Oh.

And what about yourself?

Have you thought about what you want from Santa?

Well, I know it's silly, but I kind of want a cream dispenser.

Like, like the kind that you squeeze, and it, you know,

the kind that just dispenses the cream.

Oh yeah.

You have to squeeze those really hard to get all of the cream out.

And they can hold a lot of cream.

Don't you just hate it though, when the cream explodes everywhere?

Oh my gosh. That happened to me one time and it got all over my face.

I bet in your hair too.

Then what about you?

I don't know yet.

I was thinking maybe a blender.

Something to, you know, really whip some cream up.

Because you don't like it when it's too thick.

Yeah. I don't like it when it's too runny though either.

Yeah, I suppose that's personal preference.

I know some people like it extra, extra thick.

Whereas others, you know, really prefer it extra runny and viscous.

You two are really into cream.

Oh, absolutely.

Well, you know what? I've had just about enough for tonight.

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