"We Give You Access To Every Hole & Every Poll" - ASGmax
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It's Carter Collins' birthday and this year his roommates Andrew Miller and Brandon Evans are organizing a very special celebration. Carter is free to use his roommates ANY time, ANY place.
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Hey, put that down. I want to talk to you.
Hey.
So, birthday boy.
What's up?
So, we've been talking and we wanted to do something a little different for your birthday this year.
Okay.
So, uh, we kind of already have everything.
We couldn't really think of what to get you, but, uh, we came up with something, didn't we?
Yeah, why don't you tell them?
So, uh, we give you access to every hole and every pole inside this house.
What do you think?
That sounds pretty awesome.
I haven't had anything like that before, so it should be really fun.
Yeah, I think so. I'm pretty excited for it.
In the meantime, why don't we go out and get a little, uh, little pump on at the gym?
A little pre-birthday pump.
Hell yeah.
Let's do it.
Birthday pump!
Yeah!
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Hey, Matthew, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, boy.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
You know, I'm not much of a singer,
and I try to write you a poem,
but nothing really rhymes with roommate.
That's okay.
We got you a cake, though.
Yeah, it looks delicious. Thank you.
Chocolate, just how you like it.
Yeah, my favorite.
Thank you guys. Of course. Best roommates ever.
It's your birthday, you know, we gotta treat you right.
Um, those were some good blowing skills right there.
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