We are going to send your cock to solitary confinement

Oh.

You can have the key this time.

Oh, I'm going to take the key.

I think I'm going to swallow the key.

So you're never going to get it ever.

Oh my god.

I totally just swallowed the key to your little classroom.

You were so screwed.

You're locked up.

Seriously, you know this means that you're never going to be able to get a heart on.

Ever.

To get that shit off, you're going to have to go to the ER

and it's going to have to get sawed off.

It's not going to be pleasant.

And they're going to take a ***** to it and you might as well just chop off your whole dick.

Well, rather, right?

Yeah.

It really sucks because

there's some great feet here.

Yeah, we know how much you like feet.

You do like feet, don't you?

Oh my gosh.

You probably want to get hearts so bad right now.

But guess what?

You can't.

No.

Alright.

I told you.

I caught you one more time.

And this

is what's going on here.

I can't trust you.

Or any man.

For that matter.

And so that's why

every man deserves to be locked up.

The more we rub our feet together,

does it make your cock hurt more and more

because you just want to get hard?

But you can't.

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