Watch me squirt

Roger gets his missing person story, and then I get to do my expose on Garbage Island.

That's great! By the time I get back, everyone will have forgotten all about my ignorance of the fair sex.

I'm not as concerned about what you're getting out of it, but sure.

I rented this cabin for the next week. You sure you'll be okay?

Of course! I'll be fine!

Geez, Steve. Four gallons of Lubriderm?

You try living with eczema.

Alright. Time to report a disappearance.

It's too early to speculate whether Steve is dead or alive, but when we come back, it won't be.

And now, a word from our sponsor, Beer Water.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it party. Unless you have Beer Water!

Beer Water! Quench your soup!

This is great! So many beanie babies here I haven't seen before!

Francine, look at this one! It's a bear in a bunny costume!

What are you doing in a bunny costume, bear?

I'm here with the parents, Stan and Francine Smith. Do you want to have a statement?

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