wank myself, jerk off and watching porn

Okay.

Let's see.

I think you should probably have a temperature in your right mouth.

So, get the score.

Let's see what it says.

Oh dear.

You are just over a hundred.

Almost to a hundred and one.

Hmm.

I know that's quite far past what a temperature should be, so I'm going to have to tell the doctor.

But, what do you do about your, uh, I don't know.

Is that what they call it these days?

Do you have an erection?

Is that an erection for me?

Or, um, did you wake up with a thermometer in your house?

Wow.

You really do have quite an erection.

Oh my goodness.

I know.

I'm going to have to make it up.

And, uh, it will probably make you feel better if you go through some of that semen.

It's going to sperm build up.

I mean, you probably haven't been able to crank it out for a couple of days, have you?

I know every young man needs to get rid of that semen.

That's a little pleasant.

Probably a good thing to do.

Poor thing.

I told you I'd take care of you, so...

Would you like a stoma?

I'll go grab one out for you.

I've got a lot of stuff in there.

It's a beautiful, beautiful shower.

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