VRALLURE – The Freudian Slut

if I'm understanding what you're going through in the right way.

So, let's see.

Your symptoms involve not being able to sleep,

having trouble falling ******,

and feeling just completely groggy and unable to concentrate,

and you can't focus at work.

Okay, I think I have all the information I need here.

What I can tell, unfortunately, is that it just seems like you're really wounded from your breakup,

and just, you know, this broken heart is really getting you down,

and it's taking away from your quality of life.

So, we need to figure out how to improve that.

Um, I have some pretty unorthodox methods, like I said,

but I guess to begin, I noticed that you were looking at my shirt,

and I know that you can see my nipples straight through it.

Do you want to see more? I think you do. It looks just like you do. I don't see any

nervousness or any lack of confidence. In fact, I just want you to know a good

looking guy like you have no reason to feel this way. So let's keep working on

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