Vrallure – My Lazy Stepson - Part 3

Ugh. Appointments, and I mean...

Can't do anything for themselves.

Shit, they're so goddamn helpless.

I don't even know why I stay married to this asshole anyway.

He's got this dickhead son.

Fucker's useless.

I mean...

How is he already this old and he doesn't know how to do shit for himself?

I don't fucking know, but I cannot wait to get out of the house today.

I'm gonna go get a massage.

I'm gonna get my nails done.

Might go and have some drinks with the girls.

So they can all complain about how worthless our families are.

I mean, goddamn it.

I mean, my friend Sally, she's got a son, and he's awesome.

He's in college too, but...

He takes care of himself.

He knows how to pick up his room, he knows how to...

You want me to pop your nut?

Oh, I want your legs twitching.

Guess what?

Last time you were here, in this situation...

You didn't get to touch these.

Oh...

And I'm thinking maybe today you might?

I don't know, I'm not sure yet, because...

I'm still a little mad at you right now that you've actually fucked up my perfectly clean room.

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