Virtues - (PT 52)

Dude, you just want to be with her, be honest.

Now I want to hear this bullshit excuse.

I mean you can't outrun a bullet girl just saying

Dude, she could probably kick your ass in all those areas.

What are you going on about?

Like she said before, she's a trained athlete since birth.

Uh oh, I think I pissed her off.

Ooh, I'm up for some wrestling.

Alright girl, so what's the match?

Yeah, that's pretty much what I was thinking.

How bad that she's kicking your ass.

Oh damn dude.

Cap her, lose it.

No shit, like I said, she's been trained since birth.

Hey dude, if she fought like Black Widow,

you're lucky to be alive.

Just saying.

Oh hell no I'm not gonna fight. I mean I was gonna say I was gonna fight dirty but I'm at fair

Someone's kicking my ass I'm gonna poke an eyeball

I'm pretty sure that's not what he's gonna poke

Smart.

Whoa.

You've never been tickled on your feet before?

Dude, at least just put her in bed, man.

Made the girl ********.

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