Vintage Hard Moments Vol 1 - Episode 3, Porn e1

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Frank and I have to go up north to help your grandmother

Why, what happened? Is Grandma okay?

Yeah, apparently her neighbor made a lewd gesture and she attacked his crotch with her **** whacker

Naturally he's pressing charges

How long you guys be gone?

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Probably a week

Now don't get any funny ideas

I'm putting a lot of trust in you sweetie

I want you to be on your best behavior

Stop worrying about me, I'm a big girl, I'll be fine

There's plenty of food in the fridge and some money in the drawer and the number of wearable bees on the desk

Like I said, don't worry, you guys just go worry about Grandma, okay?

Jesus, Nina, do you think we forgot anything at all?

Don't worry, don't worry, I took care of the essentials

We better get going

Now promise me you'll be good, I don't want any parties, okay?

Mom, thanks for watching the house honey

Okay, no problem

I'll call you every day to make sure everything's alright

Okay, alright, I got it

Bye honey

Be a good girl

Of course

Bye Mom

See ya Frank

Donna, hey it's Lisa. No, I'm up at my parents' house. Yeah, they left for an entire week.

I've got the whole place to myself. You want to come over? Great. Alrighty. I'll see you in a little bit. Bye.

Okay, woman. We've invited all the hot dudes and cool chicks. We're going to have one hell of a party.

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Vintage Hard Moments Vol.1 - Episode 3