V 339 Oh No I Squished Ben, He's All Smushed
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Where'd that *** go?
I'm supposed to be watching my friend's ***.
I wonder where he is.
I don't think she came back and got him.
Oh, there you are.
Hello Benji.
It's kind of hard, I mean Ben, sorry Ben.
Hello Ben.
It's kind of hard to keep track of you.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
It's alright.
Oh come on, don't be scared.
Don't worry, I just kissed you, I wouldn't hurt you.
Or would I?
Here, why don't you walk with me?
I can't.
I can't help you, I won't be sad.
Oh, that's kind of like a headache, huh?
Oh, it's okay. You won't get hurt. I promise.
Silly.
I'm going to put you down here to be safe.
Don't jump off the floor, or the mic is stepped on.
I'm going to do some laundry.
Damn it, where'd that *** go again?
Did I drop that on you?
You need to, like, make yourself bigger.
Come on, don't get so excited. I'm not going to hurt you. I was going to kiss you.
Come on.
Stop it.
Don't be so scared. You can't be this way.
It's going to be a while until your mom gets back. You better get used to me.
Let's see, what can we do with you?
Maybe up here on the bed is a better choice.
Get up here on the bed so I don't squish you.
You look very scared.
You're sitting sideways.
Are you in panic paranoia?
Modified stationary panic?
So silly.
You're totally safe.
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