Used Condoms Fertilty Ritual
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Hey babe, are we ready to do this fertility ritual together? Lets get pregnant. How many condoms have you collected? I managed to get 9, used and from various sources. I got one from my stepdad, my stepbro, my friends boyfriend, my neighbours bin, and just randomly off the pavement and stuff. I don't care who's sperm it is, I just wanna get pregnant, and now I'm fertile now is the time. So, I've poked holes in each one, and I'm just gonna stuff them all in together. That way I'll never know which one got me pregnant. Lets do it. I'll stuff all these condoms in me deep and just leave them in for a few hours, like all that sperm work its way up me. See you in a bit babe... I guess it's time to pull them all out again, all 9 of them!
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Hi babe, you ready? I've found my collection of condoms so I got them from
like my dad had one, I found one from my brother and there was one from like
Felicity's boyfriend so I think I've got like one two three four five six seven
eight nine, got nine here so yeah you ready for us to do the fertility ritual
together? Yeah so I've got yeah quite a bit of spam I'd say so I think yeah I'm
gonna get pregnant, that's gonna be awesome yeah we can do it, so yeah I
did the spells earlier so that's all done
yeah I've broken them all as well so it'll just pour straight in yeah I'm
just gonna stuff them all in and then I won't know who's spam it is, it's just whoever's
isn't it? Yeah yeah I poked holes in them so it would just mean that yeah it's all
all gonna just ooze into me
Yeah, weird. How's yours going?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So yeah, it's just poking holes, loads of holes inside.
Alright, this one.
Uh.
Four.
Did I light the candle? Yeah I've done that.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, I know we like ovulate at the same time so we'll be fine.
Okay, so that's four.
So yeah, they said to kind of just like rock and stuff, so I might do that.
Yeah, put your legs in the air, I think that was one of them.
So I might just do that with these and then put the rest in in a minute.
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