Used by so Many Men

So you go by Dakota Burns.

Anything else?

Is that literally everything?

Just Dakota Burns.

Okay.

And then you are how old?

I'm 19.

You are 19.

How long until you're 20?

Next week I'll be 20.

Next week.

Goodness, we still got you as a teen.

Uh-oh, you're gonna be out of the market for teen stuff.

Shh, they don't need to know.

Relationships?

No thank you.

Nothing?

No?

No boyfriend, no nothing.

Okay, fair enough.

What do you do in your spare time?

I like to spend anything like broccoli cheddar soup from Panera.

Okay.

Yeah, your favorite?

Okay, so people should stalk Panera as if they wanna try and

catch a glimpse of you?

Yes, for sure.

Fair enough.

So you said no boyfriend.

What is your favorite sex position?

I like to be on top riding, but like chest to chest.

Okay, like a missionary riding, okay, I gotcha.

I don't know what the technical term for that is.

Me neither.

Whatever we wanna call it, right?

And then your turn ons.

Turn ons, I like to be choked.

I like- >> Light, rough,

like pass the fuck out.

Offs.

I don't like kissing unless it's with the person that I'm in love with.

...