Update

Let me just say, Leslie and I have been to the races.

He took me to Ascot. We won.

Well, if you've ever won something like that, it doesn't have to be money, but you know what I mean.

It gives you such a high.

But we came back and shagged like...

I'd better not say what.

But we shagged relentlessly. He blindfolded me. He tied me up.

We had such an amazing evening. It was wonderful.

And I'm still in bed because I'm feeling rather exhausted.

But, hee ho, a quick shower will liven me up and I'll be all set for more.

Apart from that, dear twin sister Janet, she's getting very raunchy, you know.

Must be rubbing off.

I think the thing is that she's a bit concerned because younger sister Heidi is on her way back from New Zealand.

With her family, they're coming back slowly, doing all sorts of touristy bits on the route.

But Heidi's something different.

She's a bit of a fiery redhead, but she's also a bit on the prissy side.

So Janet does not wish to be seen as the prissy sister.

So, much to my amazement, I think everyone else's, she invited Di over.

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