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See what I've been doing!

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Welcome to my weekly update.

Well, oh, what a week this has been.

Mainly, stressing over my twin sister Janet.

What has got into her?

She's met this guy, Ron.

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I'm not sure if he's a work colleague or someone she picked up in a bar.

Hardly like my sister, but you never know, do you?

And she's fallen head over heels in love with him.

Not even in lust, in love.

Oh my God.

She's calling him sweetie pie and chitchy face.

They make love.

Oh dear.

Anyway, she met him in the hotel and they held hands.

And, dearie me, she's booked places where they go and they snog and they kiss.

Excuse me, that's the seat bucket.

I don't know what's happened to her.

Her husband is delightful.

I mean, okay, he's probably no good in the sack.

We're used to that in our family.

We seem to pick them.

But, you know, he's a nice guy and I'm sure she doesn't really want to hurt him.

But something of her, I blame her age, has just gone for it.

So, she meets Ron and they do have good sex, according to her.

Great sex, absolutely.

In the hotel, because of course, you know, she works away a lot in hotels, so it's easier.

And then, what happens next is she nips into the shower.

Ron's had to go home because of course his wife's waiting.

And Janet comes out of the shower and there's Leslie standing there.

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