University of Problems 25 - a James Bond Imitation by Misskitty2k

What?

It was just a perfect dinner, but the waiters could have been better.

Can you imagine what he bought me instead of normal wine?

It's on the sheet of a thousand bucks that I only aged a couple of years.

And yesterday was present with a coat made from fur taken from djungarian hamsters.

This is an exclusive leer ball.

If you only knew how tired I am of her.

Alright, but thank all the gods of this world, I was able to get myself a good ass kick from my parents.

I hope you haven't tried it again.

Nah.

How did you get into fine art?

If it's not a secret, why did you do all this?

Oh, well, I don't remember. It was a long time ago. I just liked it, I guess, and now I get high from the process itself.

Plus, sometimes it helps me to calm down. In addition, I earn a little money from my creativity.

Damn, I was lucky. I met the world famous artist at the very beginning of her career.

Yeah, you're lucky.

That's it.

What are you working on now?

Soon, the Eglickville Southern Exhibition Center will open a gallery of paintings.

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