Unique, natural, mature hippy dashes to the toilet for a power piss after returning from walkies

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Oh my goodness! I swear my little sidekick Buddy the Bellend understands exactly what “A quick spin” means and uses his terrier-ness to turn a 20 minute whizz around the block into a 90 minute trek up and down hills! Needless to say, upon returning home I was rather desperate for a piss. Or rather, I was doing fine until my key was in the door and then my bladder went “Ooh hello there, you know how you need a pee? Well you need it NOW! GO GO GO!” So I hot-foot it to the bathroom, take up my new favourite ‘skiing' position over the loo so that you can easily see the flow coming out my delicious smelling hairy mature pussy

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Hello.

Oh!

So I just got back from walking the dog, and I need to pee.

And this is going to be a quick one today.

Oh, jeez.

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We've got the lights in here.

I'm going to wet myself.

I don't want to wet myself.

Oh!

Oh, no.

Oh.

Sit down for the last bit.

I'm going to squeeze the last bits out, because otherwise,

it goes all over the seat, doesn't it?

Oh, all down my bum.

Oh.

Let's get naked, because I am very, very hot.

I've been sweaty.

I know lots of you think I'm hot-hot, as in sexy hot.

I agree some days.

Not normally, though.

Well, I do.

Right, let's-- let's--

oh!

I want to--

oh, dearie me.

Look at-- look at the wee-wee.

Look at the wee-wee.

So this is a t-shirt.

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