Unboxing my new toy
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Unboxing and test ride of my new toy.Hope you enjoy x
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So, this is it. It doesn't come like this. It comes in a black polythene cover.
So, you know it's your neighbours next door. Can't see that you're not getting enough coke.
So, bonus.
And on the front, it's just general blah blah bollocks.
And, she's a heavy girl.
If you turn around, as you can see, we've got a picture of a very attractive lady.
Just to make us feel all fat and ugly.
And, pretty nice, she's in the typical cross-dresser in a put-car part position.
And, this is the baby.
It's called F-Slider Pro.
But what we call it is a monkey rocker.
That's what it is. It's a monkey rocker. It rocks your monkeys.
So, let's see what's in the box.
Some paper maps.
And...
some t-rex
and now some baits
boom
Another bit of foam.
And, just a bit different, a bit of foam.
And a little card.
where there's nothing important in.
And then, I'm guessing we have to lift this out.
If nothing else, you get a workout.
That's pretty much it.
It's a bit slow.
It's a bit like Barbie's first sexual scene.
That is very small.
That's it, nothing else in the box.
But, don't throw your box away.
Keep it up.
Put the name and address of your best friend on it.
And FedEx it to them, making sure it's going to be signed for.
Just so you can have the fun, knowing that they've got to sign for this.
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