Two guys get the fuck of their lives with two babes in a van

We're all in the clubs now.

See ya.

Thanks honey.

I know it's cold.

It sucks we gotta wait for our ride.

Alright.

Straight into the gate.

Let's see if we got our bonuses.

Let's be honest it's check.

We're doing so bad this weekend.

Babe.

Yeah?

This is wrong.

So.

It's wrong.

Not only did they not give us the bonuses.

I don't see.

They short changed my rate.

Fucking.

Bastard.

What am I supposed to do now?

I have plans for that money.

I can't believe this.

Why with me?

Why?

Me too babe.

It's crap.

I had bills I gotta pay.

I had money I was supposed to spend.

You know what?

What baby?

Let's go to bed.

And.

You know what I'm thinking.

No I'm not too sure what I'm thinking.

I'll show you.

I have the best idea ever!

You're gonna love it!

What are you planning here? This is uh...

Alright, thanks.

One, two, three.

Jesus!

The fuck was this all about?

Shh!

We're not ill. There's just nothing wrong with us.

That's okay.

Oh, don't cry. We're fine.

Mmm.

We make you happy.

I haven't got insurance.

And smiley.

Oh, yeah.

Do we need insurance?

Yeah.

This is not covered by Medicaid, you know.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Right now.

Are you with chicks that are gonna fuck you?

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