Twistys - Sorority Blues Part 1 - August Ames
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Twistys - Sorority Blues Part 1 - August Ames
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Congratulations ladies and welcome to Phi Beta Alpha, the most prestigious sorority on campus.
I'm London and this is my loyal right hand woman, August.
'Sup.
I would like to be the first to welcome you to college and the best four years of your lives.
Five or six if you stretch that a little.
Thank you, we're starting.
I wasn't done talking and nobody interrupts me.
No one interrupts her.
Phi Beta Alphas are flawless.
Academic records are flawless and our bodies are flawless.
There's a library and a gym on campus and I expect both of you to use it every day.
Except Sundays. That's hanging over brunch day.
Oh good, I love brunch.
You're a human being, aren't you? Everybody loves brunch.
Now, do you both solemnly swear to uphold the values of both academic and physical perfection?
I swear.
I swear.
Then by the power vested in me by the Students Association, I declare you Phi Beta Alphas.
Yay!
We still have one more tradition until this initiation is complete.
Spin this bottle and tell us a little bit about yourselves.
Wait, why are we kissing each other? Isn't that more like a frat thing?
It's a tradition, God. Nobody questioned tradition, newbie.
I just think it's a little...
Why don't I go first?
See, she gets it.
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