Twink Has Questions About His StepUncle's Inheritance
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During the reading of his stepfather's will, Harley Xavier is shocked to hear that he is not the primary beneficiary of his will. That honor goes to his stepuncle, Dale Savage.
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How you doing there?
Why are you here?
I assume for the same reason you are.
The reading of your father's will.
Listen, I'm his only son. It should be only me.
I can't answer that.
Hello? Gerald Lehman here. With whom am I speaking?
Eric. And Randy.
Well, that's precisely who I need to speak with.
As I mentioned earlier, I apologize for not meeting with you fellas in person, but I'm feeling a little bit under the weather.
Well, that's quite alright.
Now, let's get to the matter at hand. The reading of Mr. Umbert Van Marken's last will and testament.
I will read it exactly as it was written.
I, Humbert Van Markens, being of sound mind and thought,
determine this my last will and testament.
Though the contents of this document may come as a surprise to some,
I came to these conclusions after significant contemplation and with great care.
To my stepbrother, Randy Culver, who is truly my brother, though we were not born of blood,
I leave my estates in Modesto, Madrid, Tofino, and Kauai.
as well as my penthouses in Manhattan and San Francisco.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
What the fuck does that leave me, a cornfield in Iowa?
I had no idea.
I just didn't know he was gonna do that.
Uh, excuse me.
I understand this may be upsetting,
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