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What the hell?

Oh no!

Shit! Death! Oh my God!

Oh God!

Oh my God!

Coming upside down is fucking terrifying, Rick.

Oh shit!

Where's those toys at?

I'll play with you a little bit.

Where'd you put them?

I hid them. They're all up my ass.

If you can find them, you win a prize.

Oh shit. Called my bluff.

Let's see what we got here.

Which one's the batteries that work?

Give me that.

That one has batteries that work.

This one might have batteries.

Give me that. What are you doing?

This is like bludgeoning.

You're coming like a motherfucker.

Oh my God.

Yeah, you're a fucking little pussy squirted out of the lens.

Yeah.

Let me see.

Oh my god!

Look at that pussy.

That's it, girl.

Shake.

Shake.

Fucking pussy.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Fucking A.

Look at that shit.

I tapped myself.

Feminists everywhere.

Green with envy.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

I think you've done this before.

Eh?

What happened?

I'm gonna break my fucking cock.

I'm gonna fuck the guy's ass.

Oh my god.

Watch out.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

I'm stuck in a wet spot.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Nice.

Fuck yeah.

Talking sign language at you.

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