Tutor Teaches Jock How To Get A Head In College - Falcon

Seriously, okay, fuck you.

Like, I would like to see you maintain two jobs

and to be average.

You can't even pass your midterms.

I'm never gonna get this, I don't see the point.

The point is to maintain your scholarship,

like, graduate, have a future.

Wouldn't you rather just fuck?

Oh my God, you are impossible.

Hey, you have DS this term.

That could actually work.

If that's what I'm saying.

No, no, no, no, what I'm saying

is your instructor and your coach are a couple.

Like, you should use that to your advantage.

Coach married to a guy?

Yeah, where have you been?

Like, and they are total pigs, like, they're so kinky.

Shut up.

No, they're, how do you call it?

They're polyamorous.

Huh?

Like, they fuck around.

Lies.

No, so there was this one dude on the team, right?

Like, he lost his shit for coach, completely sprung.

Like, you should dig up that to use as blackmail.

You're such an idiot.

I mean, like, you're into older guys.

You should angle that, become the new side piece.

That's an easy A.

Fuck off.

Wait, did you think this was gonna be

a free tutoring session?

Wait, do you really think that could work?

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