True Detective A XXX Parody - Episode 1

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You ready?

Yeah.

At first she was so serious there was a rumor going around that she might be one of you guys.

What makes you think she was internal affairs?

I didn't mind you, but she had a strange way about her for sure.

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Like she'd pushed past the edge of sanity one too many times.

You spent a lot of time in the car, tracking down leads.

Do you mind telling me some of those conversations you had?

No, not a bit.

She started talking about philosophy, but in like a dark, cynical way.

She didn't say much that first day I picked her up until we were in the car.

I know it seems like an odd time, but my wife is insisting I invite you over for dinner.

You know, you can't have a female partner without reassuring the old ball and chain.

Please say you'll come.

So right off the bat she insults me for not going along with her theory.

I knew we were in for a rough ride as partners.

So, um, did she still come to dinner that night?

So are you single? I would love to set you up with one of my friends.

You know, I appreciate it, but I've just been so busy with work that dating is the last thing on my mind.

So you don't ever want to get married?

Carol!

I was married once. We had a *** together. She died.

She was riding her bike in front of our house and she got hit by a ***** driver.

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