Trinity and the virgin
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Four people are sitting at a bar, two guys, two babes, all of them on the youngish side. One of the guys tells Ivan that a babe across the room is checking him out, but he has eyes for the mature waitress. 'You know those kind of women drive me nuts,' young Ivan says. 'I love them.' 'Ivan, that woman is old enough to be your mother,' one of the babes says.
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Damn, look at that girl over there.
Think that shorty's checking you out?
You think so?
Oh yeah, for sure.
Thank you.
Dude, dude, our waitress is way hotter
than that chick over there, way hotter.
Damn bro, you're crazy.
She's never gonna go for you.
I mean, you're gonna be a virgin for the rest of your life.
You know those kind of women drive me nuts, bro.
Like, I love them.
Something about them.
Yeah, but Ivan, that woman is old enough to be your mother.
Really?
Hi, what can I get you?
Hi, I'll have a Merlot.
Me too, please.
Okay.
Whatever's on draft.
Okay, can you?
I'll have sex on the beach, I mean, the drink.
Yeah, the drink, yeah, the drink.
Honey, if I weren't on duty, I'd join you there.
Aren't you like twice his age?
I am twice his age.
I'm also twice as good.
I'll be off in 15 minutes if you wanna come and join me.
Okay.
All right.
Are you ******** me?
Good job, honey!
Come here, come on.
Making fun of me.
Who's gonna be the virgin?
No more virgins.
You get stuck, oh yeah, whatever.
I'm outta here, people.
Crazy.
This is the place.
This is where we go.
This is your place?
Yeah.
It's nice.
So Ivan, is it true what your friend said
about you being a virgin?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
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