Trick or treater gets a treat and bangs a lonely housewife on halloween

I'm right here.

Okay.

Okay.

You're a little early, but you can come on in back here.

Where?

Oh, this way.

I mean, I mean, I'm in the kitchen.

Oh.

Hi, you're the first trick or treater.

Oh, good job, good job.

I mean, listen, we don't have a stitch of food

in the whole house.

My husband's gone to get more candy,

but if you want, you could have some garlic.

This is just all we have.

Garlic?

What is that?

What kind of shit is that?

I know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, that's ridiculous.

You know, you're likely to probably just play a trick on me

if I don't give you something good and sweet.

Yeah, no candy.

What kind of shit is this?

Well, aren't you--

Why'd you even let me in?

Listen, okay.

Um, you seem like a little old to be a trick or treater.

You're, how old are you?

Yeah, um,

19.

Okay, well, if you're 19,

I've got something that you'll like way better than candy.

You know, you're getting an early start anyways, so.

Yeah, I'm gonna give you a treat for Halloween.

A grown man will like.

Oh yeah, boobies.

Oh shit, those are hot, man.

Can I touch 'em?

Sure, yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, happy Halloween.

Ooh, oh, wow.

It was really irresponsible to not have candy already.

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