Trailertrashboys Christian Martin and Colton Blue Bareback

Opening up a meat market was an amazing idea, so naturally as a toast for good start, Christian Martin and Colton Blue decided to celebrate together!

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That grocery bill stretches through the week.

Y'all have a trolling bacon that ends May?

We're a two dudes meat market.

We got possum, we got squirrel, we got skunk, we got raccoon, and we got mystery varmint.

We don't know what it is, but for five cents a pound, how can you beat it?

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It goes good with hot pockets, goes good with government cheese, great with hamburger hell

burger, my favorite is with tapatio.

I put it on everything.

We're a two dudes meat market.

Where you been?

Yeah, I've been busy.

I got me one of them government jobs

real fancy like out by the highway.

You don't say, good for you.

What the hell you doing out there?

You know, that real important stuff,

getting the roadkill out from the highways

and then the cars running into 'em or anything.

Oh, you don't say.

What do you do with all them dead ******?

Well, decided to do a little side gig

and make some extra cash.

Oh, damn.

What about that cage there?

That's where the ones that's still alive are a little bit.

Damn, you smart guys, damn, you all are, aren't you?

Yeah.

Let's not let so much time pass before we see each other again.

I agree.

I'm gonna take that shirt off, boy.

Let me see that chest.

Goddamn.

Mmm, fuck, I'm getting chubbed up.

I love that.

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TRAILERTRASHBOYS Christian Martin And Colton Blue Bareback