Trading 18 Holes for 2 of My Stepdaughter's

trying to get my attention.

I don't even know what to do about it.

I mean, I know she's just...

Wait one second.

She just came in. One second.

Hi.

Who's that?

My friend.

Oh, okay.

Hey, um...

She's doing it right now.

Let me call you back.

Alright.

So what are you doing today?

I've got a golf thing to go to.

Oh, you're going to play golf?

Play a little golf today, yeah.

What are your plans today?

I'm just chilling at the house.

I thought we might do something.

Yeah, I'm going to be gone most of the day.

That's too bad.

You've got to find something to do.

Maybe go buy some clothes or something.

Well, you don't like my clothes?

It's a little much for me, but anyways...

Find something to do.

Okay.

Oh, fuck yeah.

This feels good.

I see you coming here.

I don't know what to think. I mean, I really don't.

I mean...

I don't know if you're sending me signals, or...

if we should be doing this, or what, but...

Well, if I'm being honest, I thought...

I thought that you liked me.

I do. I do like you a lot.

I just... I don't think this is right.

You're just my stepdad.

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