TOUGHLOVEX – Third wheel with naughty Vanessa Vega

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Pizza leads to more pizza! Wise words from my date on this episode of 3rd Wheel with Vanessa Vega. Yeah, yeah. Pussy is great and all of that. But pussy and pizza? Now you're speaking my language!

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I have deodorant in the glove box of the Land Rover.

Really? Yeah, I put that in there for you.

Literally, literally, because I'm like, I can't let it happen again.

What's funny is, I'm so particular about things, I say,

"Kenny, you have to wear deodorant. Ladies, you cannot wear deodorant."

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And he's, he's not, he's subtle, but not subtle at all.

He'll text me and be like, "I expect you at my house at 9.30, showered and ready to go."

But how fucked up is it that I need to say that?

We're going to go and do what Carl does best. We're going to eat pizza.

And everyone knows pizza's made with, the good pizza's made with meat and cheese.

So we're going to get you a side salad.

Sounds good.

Because we're going to need to eat some fucking pizza. That's just how we do it here.

Pizza.

Pizza. Fuck yeah.

Pizza leads to pizza.

I wish I had some shorts with pizza on them.

I'm surprised you don't.

I'm surprised I don't. We gotta fix that.

We should.

Bison.

Yes.

And bizarre.

All right, I'm on it. I'm already on the computer.

I got you.

He's typing.

Look up. See if we can get some shorts with pizza on them. That'd be nice for the next scene.

Pizza! And salad! Let's go! Yes! Give me that fucking salad. Salad is yours. Thank you.

Here's your Italian dressing. Thank you very much. Oh my god! This is authentic East Coast

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