Topless sandwich making
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發佈者 MistressWriggler
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Hey.
Sorry about him.
I am just making you a sandwich.
Bud!
No! No!
Do you want to be quiet for me?
Bump your bum now.
That's it, good boy.
Good boy.
Bud! Come here.
Here.
Good boy.
Right.
Sorry about that.
I've got a sandwich.
Oh, whoopsie.
And, um...
Shall we do the top of the sandwich?
I've got a window just there.
And a window just there.
And then there's...
I am right on the corner.
Of, um, this road.
And I would give you a bit more details as to...
Blah, blah, blah.
But if I was to tell you the next bit of information...
Some weird people out there would be able to work out where I lived.
And, um...
Stop me.
Because, uh, yeah.
Not that I am thinking that would be a thing.
But, um...
You just never know, do you?
You do get some...
I'm making sandwiches, by the way.
I would class it as a legitimate hobby of mine.
No joke.
Just have...
Just have fun making edible artwork.
I've got a really sharp *****, though, so you can cut...
Stinky, thin little bits of...
Salad!
Ah, I forgot my cucumber.
Bear with me a moment.
There we go.
I would say I'd do some topless washing up for you one day.
But the sink is right in front of the...
The...
What's it called? Window?
And there are an awful lot of dog walkers who walk past here.
Which is part of the reason I have such a noisy dog.
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