To Stepsis - I kinda want the sugar daddy experience

Another sugar daddy? Shit.

Hi John!

Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, um...

Honestly, like, my mornings aren't really going my way, I guess.

I'm kind of in a tight spot right now.

I just got this letter, it's from a collection agency or something.

But, like, I kind of fucked up.

Like, I didn't pay off any of my books, I didn't pay my tuition,

I'm behind on my car payment, I...

Basically, like, long story short, I owe $5,000 to this agency, this collections agency.

No one will owe me money, and I mean, like,

you know, I figured since you're my sugar daddy, this is like something you could really help me out with.

And, please? Do you think you could do that?

Okay, what the fuck do you mean you don't have any money right now?

I mean, last weekend at your house, I could see you definitely had money.

Okay, uh-huh, sure. Sounds like a broke bitch excuse, but whatever.

Okay.

Well, text me, I guess, whenever you have money again, whatever.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Fuck!

How am I gonna explain this to mom and dad?

Like...

Shit.

What am I gonna do?

Hey, hey.

Hi. What's going on?

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