Timestamps: Unconditional Love - PT 23

Let's see how this turns out.

Damn.

I mean, I know she's all up for an open relationship, but there's gotta be a limit.

I'm hoping there isn't, but we'll see.

Of course you did.

But damn, yeah, the way she looks right now is fantastic.

Hey, no having fun without me.

I mean, if you do, at least videotape it, alright?

Good, get rid of that fucker.

All right, that motherfucker's got to be here somewhere.

Nope, probably the kitchen.

Yep, that's what I figured.

Not for this doctor's visit, hell no.

Well, that's good, I guess.

Damn, so I'm seeing a pretty good doctor.

Dude, don't tempt me, John.

I don't care about age, apparently.

Are we talking about the main character again? Because that'd be fucking hilarious

Yep, okay.

Yep, that's exactly what it was.

You are him, numbnuts!

Don't forget John, I'm fucking your wife!

I can't help but think that every time there's a moment like this, but I'm owning her.

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