Timestamps: Unconditional Love - PT 11

Because I don't want to know anything.

Financial or physical reports.

Because either way I'm cool.

Dude, you're in an open relationship. Shut up.

Oh, she's a cheerleader too? Oh shit, I must have missed that.

Ho ho ho... ho!

Dude, she is sending out massive signals.

If you were willing to be that forward, why haven't you just jumped his bombs away?

Give me one second guys, I'm going to try turning down the text speed.

Uh, control maybe? No, that's not it.

Wow. That's right, the text speed is as slow as it possibly can.

Nevermind.

I really don't like this game's auto options.

I don't know, that's a really big must for me.

It helps keep me in the- woah.

The fuck dude? Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, was that a um...

Summertime Saga reference?

Is- was that what that was?

That's pretty hilarious.

Alright, let's go check out the tattoo shop because I'm pretty sure that's the next one.

Uh, Tasha?

The Grinch killed?

I mean that's cool and all but what the hell are you talking about?

Really, the governor came down and helped set up a tattoo shop.

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