Time Stamps : Lost Love - PT 26

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Second chapter of the game. You're a college student who's lustful desires have caused you to make horrible mistakes. But lucky for you, your best friend has found a way to manipulate time...

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fuck me now what

put the fuck on guys

so you hear shit going on in your room and your first thought is to go to the basement

don't you have like a coat closet?

you know, had a bat in or some shit

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alright but whatever man

where's your basement at?

I mean you got a pip-boy there that's pretty awesome

but this is your armory?

some comic books and a baseball bat?

alright man

and again, I'd still be in California if that's your armory

ninja stars, are you fucking for real right now?

most likely you'll pull a kenny and get it stuck in your eye motherfucker

what do I do with a ninja star?

I don't even trust you with a baseball bat

oh

how else are you gonna fuck up the pass buddy?

what do you think happened? everyone just got old

moved on

yeah I know dude, I swear you have like ADD or something

yeah you'll believe someone's in your house, you come here to get armed and go "woo, titties"

look, I like me some titties, I get it but

******** man

this is a nice fucking basement

I actually never realized that before

who the fuck is in my room?

yeah, I get it

I don't judge you too much but I have

yeah I was wondering whether my walls were white

what's going on here?

huh

ummm thanks?

my walls now look like jizz

you actually knew the name of the color of the walls?

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