Thundercrack ! (1975)

high winds, and severe thunderstorms

have been issued by the weather bureau.

And the motorists advised to take extreme caution,

as already the road conditions have become dreadful,

especially in those areas where the highways cross

or are near rivers or other major bodies of water.

I repeat, the weather bureau has issued

travelers' warnings for flash flooding,

high winds, and severe thunderstorms.

The motorist is advised to take extreme caution,

as road conditions have already become--

Get the hell out of here, you goddamn puppets.

You're nothing but a puppet for the weather bureau.

And they pull the string that makes your mouth

go up and down.

I bet you don't even know what the hell an octobar is.

And don't go telling me it's some kind of a popsicle.

'Cause ain't.

Four for spoons with blue eyes, gray eyes.

I got schooled, me.

I'm no dummy.

Charlie thought of that.

Charlie didn't want no dummy for a wife.

And I didn't want no Charlie McCarthy for a husband either.

I wanted Charlie Hammond.

And I wanted to be Mrs. Gert Hammond,

wife of Charlie.

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