Threeway with the Mistress

She gets mad as hell too.

Well, she doesn't know what we actually do.

She doesn't?

No, of course not.

She's going to be home from work in a few minutes.

Well, we'll just have to, you know, be real quick.

I like being quick.

Yeah?

I don't.

You don't? Oh.

You know, sometimes we have to make it a little quicker than usual.

Oh. Mmm.

Oh my gosh, you would totally kill us if she knew that we were fucking behind her back.

I know. She's going to be so fucking mad.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, well, that's what best friends are for, to take care of each other's husbands when, well, they can't do the job, I guess.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

You are a good friend to her.

Oh, yes, and you're a good husband.

Mmm.

Oh, I guess she doesn't even realize that she shares so much with me.

Mmm.

Sharing is caring.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

She's going to be home in like five minutes.

I know, we need to hurry up.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Let's have that coffee.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

Mmm.

Oh, shit, she's home.

Oh my gosh!

Really? Really?

Yeah, I mean, I thought you weren't going to be home for a little while.

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