Those red panties are hot stepsis

Oh, great, Stuart, you're here!

Yeah, Stuart! Yeah, I didn't think you were gonna make it!

Oh, I believe that.

Sorry, guys, it's work. I've got to take it.

I'm so glad you made it, Stuart.

Oh, you're so glad.

I can't believe you went behind my back!

Which clearly means I won't get snobby!

You wanna play the game of who's more desperate?

Guess you're in the big leagues now, bucko.

No, look, Ruchi and I are really hitting it off. Please, let me just have this one!

You're not going anywhere. I'm like a fungus you can't get rid of.

Sorry. So, what's going on?

Oh, you just missed Stuart's funny story about the fungus you can't get rid of.

No, I was just kidding. Tell me about tonight. I'll meet you there later.

Wait, that's a little weird.

Just a little? Because I can look for that.

Look, guys, I'm not interested in dating anyone right now. I'm just looking to make some friends.

Yeah, I totally understand. But if you were gonna date someone, it would be Neil Stuart.

I think I'm gonna go.

Ruchi, I'm sorry. If you still wanna hang out as friends, I'd like that.

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