This is how u fuck a Pussy

Oh my god, you're boys and girls.

Oh, can you just say fucking action for once?

Hey Dom, I'm rolling the film.

Don't pick your nose. Bad time to pick your nose, Dom.

But no, that's... fuck that.

That's cool, I pick my nose.

You're a fucking chew dick.

Now eat it, eat it, eat it.

Ew, he ate his own booger, did you see that?

That shit's fucking sick.

Ew, you wanna look at two now?

Uh, no, I only eat my own.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Alright, so, so Seth.

This is our new buddy, Seth. What's going on, man?

What's up?

What up? Yo.

God damn, that's a fat guy.

Yeah, you know, I heard about you guys

and your fucking missions, and I had to come along.

So, thanks a lot.

Yeah, I've been using JMAC too much, so I figured I'd give you a chance.

Yo, JMAC's my dog, yo.

Yeah, JMAC's my dog too, but we use him too much.

I got the 4-5 on your ass, ho. Act right.

I act right, yo.

Ho, ho, ho.

What are you, a fucking pirate?

No, stop fucking with me.

Say an "arr, arr, arr."

Arr.

You're a butt pirate when you get *****, aren't you?

Like a little fucking pinky.

No, not a pinky, I put a whole toy in that shit.

Oh.

No, so, I guess--

You ever stick like a pink toy in there and it just comes out

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