This chastity device will cure your masturbation addiction

Mmm.

We're gonna lock it up and then

you can't play with it. Nobody can play with it.

Only I can play with it. Do you know why?

Because I got one of these. I got the key.

Come on.

I'll tell you what. If you put your cock in the chastity for me,

I will reward you. I will.

I'll take these out for you.

In fact, I will hide the key in my bra.

So as soon as you put

this little gadget on your cock for me,

I will let down this and show you the key.

Where it's hiding.

I'm gonna grind my pussy on your little chastity device.

You hear it?

So you have to stop jerking off. She's not gonna move in. I don't want to sell my house.

So we have to figure out a way for you to keep your dick in your pants.

See, look at this. This goes right on the base of your cock and well, of course,

that's where your tiny little cock will be.

Dick can't get hard at all. It has to be locked up in this little hard casing of a dick.

So screwed. You're locked up.

Seriously, you know this means that you're never gonna be able to get a hard on ever.

Oh, look at what I have here.

It's the key.

Bet you want to get out, don't you? You have to wear this. There's no way I will let you get away with not wearing it.

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