These two sluts plan on rewarding the best racers in the competition
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These two nymphs want to provide prizes to the top competitors.
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Hi, I'm Ben Dutton, and welcome to "Motorbirds."
Now, in this show, we're going to be showing you
some of the sexiest, horniest, hottest
cars in the entire world, and some of the sexiest, horniest,
and hottest girls that go with them.
The Bentley Arnage, arguably the finest Bentley ever made.
The Mercedes SL500, so cool you can skate in it.
The Volkswagen Beetle, retro chic on a stick.
And the TVR Tuscan, proving that Britain
produces genuinely sexy cars to go with the girls.
It was supposed to be the Lotus Elise,
but unfortunately, it caught fire on the way to the studio.
But first, this, of course, the legendary Porsche 911 Turbo.
Now, this car likes turbochargers so much,
it's got two of them, which means
that this baby can go from 0 to 60 in 3.4 seconds, which
makes it about as fast as a lap dancer on speed.
Now, of course, the problem with this car
has always been its image.
People say that you buy this car simply
to use it as an extension of your penis,
whereas, of course, everybody knows that I use my penis
as a car extension.
And here at "Motorbirds," we've been running a competition,
as you all know, to find someone from the great British public
who can handle that type of power.
And our winner this week is Mr. Vinnie Bones.
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