These surprise freeuse facials are giving me PTSD

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Watch as I try to recover from these intense, spur-of-the-moment facials that keep me guessing every time. Is it too much? Or just the right amount of shocking fun?

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Babe, for me, they're so pretty.

Oh, they smell so good too.

I love these red roses.

These are gonna look so good next to my bed.

You okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

These really are lovely roses, babe.

They're gonna look perfect on my little bedside table.

They smell so good.

Baby, what's wrong, baby?

I'm sorry.

I think I have PTSD.

Really?

Post-Traumatic Sperm Disorder.

Oh, no, baby.

Is it from all the surprise facials that I've given you?

Yes.

I think I'm broken.

No, baby, but there's a cure.

You can do exposure therapy.

Really?

Yeah.

How?

You just have to get right back on the horse.

Okay.

These roses are really lovely.

And they smell so nice too.

They really take me to my happy place.

They're gonna look so cute in my bedroom.

Every time I look at them, I'll think of you.

They really are lovely flowers, and I'm so, so--

Wow.

You're right, babe.

I just needed to get back on the horse.

It's a miracle.

It certainly is.

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