The Wayward Retreatist

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A painter, a model, a portrait and eager to have sex. The thing gets hot between brushes.

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Honey, don't insist. That's my decision.

I won't give myself to you until the wedding night.

Not before.

Ok honey, ok. I love you too, a lot. A kiss.

Excuse me, miss. I couldn't help but hear that you are a virgin.

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And what do you care, pig?

Sorry, it's not what you think. I just want to portray you.

All the great ones have portrayed virgins.

Rafael, Antonioni, Pasolini...

Pasolini?

Yes, Pasolini.

Ok, I'll let you portray me, but only from the neck up.

Perfect. I just need a few minutes to capture your virginal beauty.

Without a macula, incorrupt.

I'm booking myself for my boyfriend Manuel.

He's been waiting for me for five years to make love to me.

Look, who's that black man over there? Is he Mr. Rocco Varela?

Where?

I still have a few drops of my hot-butter lixir.

You got confused. He was a football referee.

Sorry, what a head.

By the way, the portrait is too passive. Like, very static.

If he ate lunch, he'd be a bit more... neorealistic.

Neorealistic?

You know, like Vincent Maserati, the costume designer of the Esfumato.

I'm not wearing anything.

But, miss, what would your boyfriend say about this very "mibaracho" behavior?

Well, that's all, folks. I'm Boi Perú, your scientific and semantical divulger of art and life.

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