The truth is you have a really small dick

class in the 10th grade?

Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.

You guys, do I need my eyes checked?

It's so...

It's an inch.

I don't think it's an inch.

Wait, that's four.

Wait, that's an inch.

Is that a little fucking...

Oh my god, what are you supposed to call it?

What do we call it?

Is it a little dick?

I think it's teeny weeny.

I don't know.

I think it's a little...

I think it's a little...

I think it's a little...

I think it's a ***********y weeny.

Oh, is that how he jerks it off?

Yeah.

Which is like this.

I like how he's got cute next to belly button.

Oh, he's so cute.

That must be so embarrassing.

Wow.

You have to go through life with that as your package?

What would your little pathetic little manhood do for me?

Absolutely nothing.

That's what.

I want to see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

Oh, look at that.

It's growing in your pants just by looking at me in my brown panties.

Oh my god, this is pathetic.

It's itty bitty and all you can do is...

I mean, seriously.

Oh my god, do you see that little tiny penis that he has?

How are you gonna go through the rest of your life with such a pathetic little bitty

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