The truth about your cock is that it is tiny SPH

class in the 10th grade?

Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.

You guys, do I need my eyes checked?

It's so...

It's an inch.

I don't think it's an inch.

Wait, that's large.

Oh, three quarters of an inch.

Is that a little fucking...

Oh my god, what are you supposed to call it?

What do we call it?

Is it a little dick?

I think it's teeny weeny.

I don't know.

I think it's a little dick.

I don't know.

That's teeny weeny.

Aww, is that how he jerks it off?

Yeah.

I like how he has that cute belly button.

Aww, so cute.

That must be so embarrassing to have to go through life with that as your package.

Ummm.

Oh my god, do you see that little tiny penis that he has?

Oh my god.

How are you going to go through the rest of your life with such a pathetic little bitty thingy hanging between your legs?

Stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny.

Not hard.

Why don't you go ahead and just, you've been such a good little sport, stroke your little dick for me.

Just like that.

Keep doing it.

Yeah.

It isn't even as long or like girthy as my pinky nail.

Like I'm just giving you the pinky nail, not even the finger.

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