The Things She Used To Do

It's International Happiness Day,

so I'm here to make you smile.

I don't know what the crap to mean,

but I told you not to do the laundry.

That's for the girls, the dry cleaners.

Oh, I'm gonna make you smile.

Okay, well, enjoy your breakfast.

Thanks.

It's hot as hell, there's bugs everywhere.

God damn it.

No, you gotta be more positive.

Smile every once in a while, okay?

Smile, huh?

Yeah, you'll be happy.

You know, it's not that bad of a life.

Grandpa, what are you doing?

I got confused and I ended up here in the closet.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Hey, old man.

Hey, pumpkin.

I was coming here to ask you why you were ****** on me.

It's just been lonely a lot.

No one comes to visit me.

I miss being intimate with a woman.

Tell me, if Grandma was here,

how would she make you smile?

It would start by maybe...

Hmm, okay.

Like that?

Like this?

Oh.

Oh.

Ah, yes.

A little further than my mouth, one more time.

Am I all right?

Yes, please.

Would that make you happy if you come on my face?

Oh my God, yes, princess.

Oh, that would make Grandpa so happy.