The Pop Star's Secret Talent

Your son has been missing a lot of school lately.

That's impossible.

His chauffeur has been taking him every single day.

With your busy schedule, I'm sure touring and all that,

maybe you're not aware, but it's more than 40 days.

And unfortunately, the amount of days missed by your son,

he's gonna be expelled.

Expelled seems pretty extreme.

And I do donate a lot of money to the school.

You know, we're very grateful for those things.

Unfortunately, when you start to do things like that,

there's not much we can do to help you.

I can't have him expelled.

No other institution is willing to take my son

and conceal the fact that I'm a pop star.

I refuse to accept the fact that he's gonna be expelled.

I'll do anything for him to stay in the school.

Here, let me think.

How can we help lovely Miss Bella?

I'm gonna help you out.

Okay, all right.

You're gonna have to help me out too.

Like, what do you mean you're gonna do?

I wanna see your tits.

Wait, what?

This is what you want me to do?

We're gonna do a lot today, okay?

Oh my God.

I better not kick my son out.

Well, I guess this is how I got my first gig.

Why don't you call your son?

Let him know, disregard anything about being expelled.

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